The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.503 billion Pinasans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,532 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,657 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 13,437^th in the world and 373^rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,321.72 pounds of wildlife per square mile.