The Federation of New-Javarra is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Frade Van Marienburg with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 3.037 billion Javarrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javarra. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Javarran economy, worth 633 trillion JaCoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,558 JaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, pet rocks are sold by the pound, autocrats are persona non grata, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-Javarra's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NJRR.

New-Javarra is ranked 59,682^nd in the world and 1,111^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,789.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.