The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.782 billion Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beblahblebloan economy, worth 535 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 78,929 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Beblahbleblo' is a smash hit, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 22,335^th in the world and 612^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.