The Republic of Amonguitos is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.567 billion Amonguitos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Amonguitan economy, worth 333 trillion vundolas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 59,975 vundolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the tragedy of the commons is being tested nationwide but everyone says it's somebody else's problem, immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Amonguitos in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amonguitos's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amonguitos is ranked 26,013^th in the world and 694^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 111.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.