Population | 6.388 billion |
Capital | Annapaltimore |
Leader | Vance Guy |
Currency | Old Bay |
Animal | Crab |
The Republic of Land of Mari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vance Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.388 billion Land of Marians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Annapaltimore. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Land of Marian economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Old Bays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,985 Old Bays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Homophobia is off the menu, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Land of Mari's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown. Land of Mari's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Land of Mari is ranked 287,503rd in the world and 5,339th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, Land of Mari's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Land of Mari's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Land of Marian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Land of Mari, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
World Assembly
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