The Utopian Federation of Universal Human State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aleph 762DF417CC551 Xeal with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 1.449 billion Earthlings are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Earthling economy, worth 153 trillion Monetary Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,919 Monetary Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and where there's smoke there's the Earthling Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universal Human State's national animal is the Lower Life Form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Universal Human State is ranked 311,609^th in the world and 438^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,638.63 Standard Monetary Units.