The Elective Monarchy of Seweroslavia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Alexios Rumsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.078 billion Slavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nea Seweropouli. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seweroslavian economy, worth 680 trillion Slavan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,917 Slavan Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, sex-ed is child's play, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", and Seweroslavian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Seweroslavia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Orthodoxy.

Seweroslavia is ranked 40,674^th in the world and 957^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 105.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.