The Kayaking Hispters of Obets is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SS Clees with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.22 billion e-Obet hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalinsky. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient e-Obeat economy, worth 399 trillion Gorams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,929 Gorams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, a third of e-Obet are e-certified CEOs, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. Obets's national animal is the Kqqa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Obets is ranked 141,068^th in the world and 198^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 531.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.