The Federal Republic of The Earths people is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Victoriam Democratiam with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.236 billion People of the earth are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Earths person economy, worth 499 trillion Democratic Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,452 Democratic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Earths people, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Earths people's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Common Sense.

The Earths people is ranked 14,286^th in the world and 28^th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.84 law-abiding acts per hour.