The Federal Republic of The Earths people is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Victoriam Democratiam with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.361 billion People of the earth are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratia. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Earths person economy, worth 704 trillion Democratic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,756 Democratic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Earths people's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Common Sense.

The Earths people is ranked 133,729^th in the world and 25^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Authoritarian, with 782.1 milliStalins.