NATION

PASSWORD

Truth over all
Most Valuable International Artwork: 204thMost Devout: 262ndMost Influential: 346th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Narvatus

Population13.021 billion

CapitalUsoreum
Faiththe holiest freedoms

Currencyounce
Animalcat

The Federation of Narvatus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.021 billion Narvatusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usoreum. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,070 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,632 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the holiest freedoms.

Narvatus is ranked 4,729th in the world and 12th in The Free Nations Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 204thMost Devout: 262ndMost Influential: 346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359thLargest Black Market: 489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 914thMost Advanced Public Transport: 974thMost Subsidized Industry: 978thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,625thMost Patriotic: 1,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,966thHighest Average Incomes: 2,055thLargest Governments: 2,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,702ndTop
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Most Cultured: 3,376thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,446thHighest Economic Output: 3,566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,596thMost Efficient Economies: 4,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,177thLowest Crime Rates: 6,499thMost Developed: 7,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,572ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,826thMost Authoritarian: 13,908thSmartest Citizens: 17,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,644thMost Conservative: 21,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,733rdHighest Food Quality: 23,611thLargest Populations: 24,055th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Narvatus, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Narvatus endorsed The Republic of Zuty.
  • : Narvatus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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