The Federation of Narvatus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.228 billion Narvatusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usorеum. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 5,599 trillion ouncеs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,034 ouncеs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is thе holiеst frееdoms.

Narvatus is ranked 2,082^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Free Nations Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 342.33 kickbacks per hour.