The Federation of Narvatus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.021 billion Narvatusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usoreum. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,070 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,632 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the holiest freedoms.

Narvatus is ranked 4,729^th in the world and 12^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.