The Fedəration of My Nation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister David with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.832 billion My Nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My City. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse My Nationian economy, worth 889 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,736 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

My Nation is ranked 7,774^th in the world and 27^th in The Free Nations Region for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.56 bananas ingested per day.