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Most Influential: 1,057thBest Weather: 1,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,624th
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Moka Pamplemousses

Population9.284 billion

CapitalOld Moka Port
LeaderTaek Chibuike

Animaldodo bird

The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.284 billion mokes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,227 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, and lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 255,907th in the world and 347th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.93 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,057thBest Weather: 1,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,624thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,325thMost Pacifist: 2,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,500thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,303rdHighest Food Quality: 3,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,900thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,960thHealthiest Citizens: 3,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,280thMost Inclusive: 4,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,829thMost Cultured: 4,914thSafest: 5,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,799thMost Developed: 6,002ndLargest Governments: 8,232ndSmartest Citizens: 8,527thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,531stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,916thMost Secular: 14,480thLowest Crime Rates: 15,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,177thMost Efficient Economies: 16,999thHighest Economic Output: 17,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,780thHighest Average Incomes: 21,667th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the region

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