The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.284 billion mokes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion toupies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,227 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, and lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 255,907^th in the world and 347^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.93 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.