The Kingdom of New Vulcan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brook Elaine with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.056 billion New Vulcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copper City. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Vulcanian economy, worth 269 trillion Xals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,885 Xals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled phoenix, New Vulcan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of New Vulcan's mid-life crisis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vulcan's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Vulcan is ranked 281,322^nd in the world and 84^th in Eladria for Largest Black Market, with 64.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.