The United Socialist States of The Doremians is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 407 million Doremians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamstown. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Doremian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Doremian Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,570 Doremian Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Doremians's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Doremians is ranked 129,517^th in the world and 104^th in Eladria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,830.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.