The Democratic states of Smiling sinners is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 891 million Smiling sinnersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Public Transport and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinneria. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Smiling sinnersian economy, worth 64.6 trillion sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,520 sins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiling sinners's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smiling sinners is ranked 26,639^th in the world and 15^th in Eladria for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.