The God Given Lands of Der Mormia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ezekiel Mizrahi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.882 billion Mormians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Der Mormonische Megalith. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Der Mormian economy, worth 375 trillion Der Marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,286 Der Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, Mormians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Der Mormia's national animal is the Angel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mormonism.

Der Mormia is ranked 16,468^th in the world and 18^th in Eladria for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,139.09 Standard Monetary Units.