The Socialist People's Republic of Kyluistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tessa Reimann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.11 billion Kylui love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyluistadt. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The powerhouse Kylui economy, worth 111 trillion Kyls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,796 Kyls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyluistan's national animal is the Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Darvinovskaya.

Kyluistan is ranked 146,104^th in the world and 73^rd in Eladria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 559.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.