The Mostly Serene State of West Ferris is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Most Exalted Ferris Bueller with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.954 billion West Ferrisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Suck. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient West Ferrisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion Brain Cells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,475 Brain Cells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Golden statues of Baygulls line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, it turns out that trees grow on Brain Cells, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Ferris's national animal is the Baygull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Awe-tism.

West Ferris is ranked 1,308^th in the world and 2^nd in Eladria for Highest Average Incomes, with 389,475.98 Standard Monetary Units.