The Right-Wing Democracy of Thaurbog Daestlectia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah Davis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.732 billion Daestlectians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorvok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daestlectian economy, worth 831 trillion Thaurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,624 Thaurs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Catholicism, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, "The Pride of the Daestlectian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and ants are charged with crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaurbog Daestlectia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Thaurbog Daestlectia is ranked 8,030^th in the world and 5^th in Eladria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,064.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.