The Oppressed Peoples of NEW INDIA NEW is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.764 billion NEW INDIA NEWians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEMOCRACY. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NEW INDIA NEWian economy, worth 297 trillion INRS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,679 INRS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEW INDIA NEW's national animal is the PHEONIX, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NEW INDIA NEW is ranked 6,158^th in the world and 42^nd in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 152,455.01 Standard Monetary Units.