The National Meritocratic State of New Fildea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michael Hartz with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.454 billion Neofildeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newbein. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neofildean economy, worth 240 trillion mances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,161 mances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and foreign musicians that Michael Hartz dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Fildea's national animal is the Blonde Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

New Fildea is ranked 77,759^th in the world and 55^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,828.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.