The Dictatorship of Eyntsike Erd is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 553 million Eyntsikers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.

The strong Eyntsiker economy, worth 40.4 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,998 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,700 per year while the poor average 20,337, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the Eyntsike Erd City skyline, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eyntsike Erd's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eyntsike Erd is ranked 97,074^th in the world and 139^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,998.35 Standard Monetary Units.