The Enclave of Gray Army is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Sturnn with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.979 billion Gray Armyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crassus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gray Armyian economy, worth an astonishing 10,875 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 231,500 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, Emperor Sturnn's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gray Army's national animal is the Gorog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gray Army is ranked 297,573^rd in the world and 215^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.