The Capitalist Dictatorship of Authoritaritan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Inexiveti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.444 billion Authoritarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacht. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Authoritarian economy, worth 156 trillion Micro-Chips a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,214 Micro-Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The latest government policy passed by a close shave, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Authoritaritan, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritaritan's national animal is the Entity of Mars, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Authoritaritan is ranked 55,860^th in the world and 109^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,214.12 Standard Monetary Units.