The Allied States of Evuropea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Archminister Laris Pemdrus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.985 billion Evuropeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Vistera. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evuropean economy, worth 117 trillion torchers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,964 torchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is totally unknown. Evuropea's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evuropea is ranked 13,549^th in the world and 233^rd in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 26.59 average smiles per day.