The United Socialist States of Ekreli is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tungaskt Finker with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.265 billion Ekrelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ogsfan. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekrelian economy, worth 635 trillion Profels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,570 Profels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekreli's national animal is the Leech, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ekreli is ranked 293,430^th in the world and 1,310^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.