The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.924 billion BItelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,861 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,405 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, the media seems excessively interested in what Ibrahim Kali is wearing this season, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the BItelandian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 1,653^rd in the world and 24^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 152.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.