Population | 31.755 billion |
Capital | Kallisti |
Leader | Grand Duke Erasmus |
Faith | Esterazism |
Currency | gold musli |
Animal | reindeer turtle shark |
The Grand Duchy of Thessalian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duke Erasmus with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.755 billion Thessalites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Thessaline economy, worth a remarkable 8,911 trillion gold muslis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 280,642 gold muslis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, Grand Duke Erasmus has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Thessalian's national animal is the reindeer turtle shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Esterazism.
Thessalian is ranked 289,042nd in the world and 3,681st in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Thessalian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The ᗷIᖇᗷᗰᗩᑎ of Yy4u.
- : Thessalian endorsed The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
- : Thessalian endorsed The Federal Republic of Libertasi.
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Libertasi.
- : Thessalian endorsed The Kingdom of Twazta.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » The Undivided, Shaktirajya, Condonohia, DiscGolfLand, Tropical Isles, Orcatortugs, Greynne, Pandaland II, Dilber, Greg Tucker, Sindria, Nas Crustium, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Muad-Dib, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Tithio, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Jigsland, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Nes Repuland, Hongg Kong, Guitermot, Apexiala, Glorious Existence, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Willow Gate, Zuriath, Crickoworse, East Pal Giulia, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Hyperion Towers, Fotisdia, Succedania, Tsangenya, Ulinzistan, Wickedly evil people, Rotvania, Kabirstan, Isachile Tum, Nacaome, Antahbrantahstan, Twazta, and 5 others.Pushistia, Hexion, Yy4u, Dalimbar, and Fujai.