Population | 39.114 billion |
Capital | Saint Andreisberg |
Leader | Marshal Markus Briand |
Faith | Dalist Path |
Currency | Free State Credit |
Animal | Libreagle |
The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.114 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 5,028 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,557 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, there's a mortuary next to every Dalimbari restaurant, and millions of Dalimbari are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.
Dalimbar is ranked 290,385th in the world and 3,811th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Dalimbar endorsed The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Dalimbar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The 💕Principality💕 of Apexiala.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Weedlord of Dilber.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Republic of Isachile Tum.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Empire of Wakoshima.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Ukentina, Varanius, Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Corbeil, Wakoshima, Isachile Tum, Dilber, All Good People, Apexiala, and Fujai.