Population | 2.501 billion |
Capital | Hyperion |
Leader | Triumvir Noblesse |
Faith | Protestant |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Wasp |
The Theocracy of Hyperion Towers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Triumvir Noblesse with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.501 billion Towerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperion. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Towerian economy, worth 284 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 113,663 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens must pay to enjoy Hyperion Towers's pristine beaches, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperion Towers's national animal is the Wasp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant.
Hyperion Towers is ranked 148,212th in the world and 2,524th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 60.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyperion Towers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Hyperion Towers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential, the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Florida Man of Zoran.
- : Hyperion Towers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Impractical Matriarchy of Eyluvmenia.
- : Hyperion Towers was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 129 » Hongg Kong, Willow Gate, Bhang Bhang Duc, Rengum in Lingo, Corbeil, Occidius, Yy4u, Nas Crustium, Orson Welles, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Greg Tucker, Fotisdia, Peourouin, Serrus, Viperina, Thyrall, Albyion Kingdom, Nes Repuland, Mediobogdum, Winter Aura, Muad-Dib, Win Mints, Astra Prime, Algueneia, Farophlosia, Marina Nova, Rotvania, Tropical Isles, Escapitania, Guitermot, Anathu, Amieden, Maharanidesh, Shaktirajya, Oronia, Zeswela, Av Libertas Vindex, Dreamers for Hope, DiscGolfLand, Great Jameston, Taylor Allison Swift, Mountainairy, SPHRANTZES, Glorious Existence, Twisted Duality, Ulinzistan, Ingentis Novus, Hamburg Neo, Isachile Tum, Pandaland II, and 79 others.Burakis, Overthinkers, Condonohia, The Rega, Savitri, Fallgriffin, Ariert, Safiz, New Belia, Porta Caeli, The Greater Rizal, Infinite Star, The Warriors of Determination, Q The Almighty, El Facil, Bucals Kagotoaion, Romlania, Omphalos, Jigsland, Isle Royale, Outlandian Empire, Eidechse, Salipia, Arvladma, Lynier, Laudesia, Bodusse, Svanland, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Moriari, The United Republic of Westend, Viderban, Sindria, Wessssex, The Federated Planets Of Earth, Outer Scotiotland, Pachecos, Thessalian, Neulant, UoMCoTP, Arifiyyah, Futuo, East Pal Giulia, The Free States of Gotham, Karide, Greynne, New Caterse, Neo Mexia, Ostterina, Avonna, East Islaragica, Varanius, Triestine, Deunia, Diet coke enjoyers, Podium, St Pax, Espary, Arkengia, Succedania, Nazvanda, Mediocre Talents, Ishika, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Kabirstan, Tsangenya, Xebloso, Koerle, Nacaome, Guam-North Mariana, RelentlessPirates, Pushistia, Hexion, Eyluvmenia, Zoran, Fujai, Dalimbar, and KalayaPaan.