The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.543 billion Champions Leaguean are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,199 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 334,843 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, large areas of The Champions League are not accessible by the public, third world countries are rich in "I Love Marseille" t-shirts, and His Excellency can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 3,004^th in the world and 49^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.58 law-abiding acts per hour.