The United Empire of Foudina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by James Wilbur with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1.828 billion Foudians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losdonia City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foudian economy, worth 305 trillion Foudian Euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,920 Foudian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foudina's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Foudina is ranked 11,945^th in the world and 187^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,290.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.