The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of Woodlands is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 680 million Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murky Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 90.8 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 133,456 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and Europe holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the Rudolph bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woodlands is ranked 12,911^th in the world and 205^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,930.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.