The Democratic Republic of United Communes of Chile is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.408 billion Chilenos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comuna Libre de Iquique. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,255 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 958^th in the world and 19^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,701.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.