The Scandinavian Realm of Lagene is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 636 million Lageneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Risastort. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lagenean economy, worth 52.0 trillion Eunes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,720 Eunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, religious education is a new government priority, and Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagene's national animal is the Banana Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lagene is ranked 45,711^th in the world and 570^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,691.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.