The Republic of Vitya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Schwarzenegger with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.009 billion Vityans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makarov. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vityan economy, worth an astonishing 11,987 trillion rivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 332,904 rivs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Global warming is heating up, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vitya's national animal is the dhole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Vitya is ranked 108,747^th in the world and 5,872^nd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 808.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.