The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.894 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 468 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,922 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King William Campbell's wardrobe, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 124,757^th in the world and 2,785^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,536.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.