The Money of Stal Valley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.774 billion Stal Vallains are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Spirituality, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth 609 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,575 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, the government is a law unto itself, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Ultimate evil money leader XVII's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stal Valley is ranked 75,295^th in the world and 1,668^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,290.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.