The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.878 billion Gendirtors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,248 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 331,571 fossilized bee heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the government has returned all business to private ownership. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 841^st in the world and 42^nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,040.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.