The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.551 billion weebs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,361 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,114 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 9,990^th in the world and 489^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,589.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.