Population | 42.303 billion |
Capital | The Burrow |
Leader | The Mighty Acorn |
Currency | nut |
Animal | squirrel |
The Omnipotent Empire of The Armed Squirrels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Mighty Acorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.303 billion Armed Squirrelsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burrow. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Armed Squirrelsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,162 trillion nuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,313 nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Squirrels's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Armed Squirrels is ranked 4,837th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,288.70622856 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Elaribel.
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Meow of Wonseon.
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : The Armed Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : The Armed Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in The Armed Squirrels, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : The Armed Squirrels was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 » Farrakhan, Panormia, Emeseses, Andromeda Islands, Zavea, Nation of Urie, TorNaGul, New Anarchisticstan, Nyogatene, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, Angbhand, New French Nation, Llanfyrhall, Stal Valley, Cyptopir, Wonseon, and Elaribel.