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We're Squirrels With Guns.
Largest Populations: 994thSafest: 1,559thHighest Economic Output: 1,595th
The Omnipotent Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Armed Squirrels

Population38.556 billion

CapitalThe Burrow
LeaderThe Mighty Acorn

Currencynut
Animalsquirrel

The Omnipotent Empire of The Armed Squirrels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Mighty Acorn with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.556 billion Armed Squirrelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burrow. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Squirrelsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,515 trillion nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,994 nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, on-duty Air The Armed Squirrels flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Squirrels's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Armed Squirrels is ranked 219,926th in the world and 5,954th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Populations: 994thSafest: 1,559thHighest Economic Output: 1,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,530thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,514thMost Stationary: 5,582ndMost Developed: 5,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,641stSmartest Citizens: 6,750thMost Influential: 6,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,260thLargest Mining Sector: 8,120thLowest Crime Rates: 8,426thMost Efficient Economies: 9,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,997thLargest Governments: 10,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,356thHighest Average Incomes: 11,491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,519thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,671stMost Secular: 15,215thBest Weather: 16,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,009thMost Average: 21,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,686th
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Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 197th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 235th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 337th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 375th in the regionMost Secular: 426th in the regionRudest Citizens: 427th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 434th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 435th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 447th in the regionMost Average: 573rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 575th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 611th in the regionMost Cultured: 618th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Armed Squirrels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The Armed Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Squirrels, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : The Armed Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : The Armed Squirrels voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Squirrels, on-duty Air The Armed Squirrels flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Squirrels, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
  • : The Armed Squirrels was endorsed by The Queendom of Golden Motherland.
  • : The Armed Squirrels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Following new legislation in The Armed Squirrels, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.

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