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We're Squirrels With Guns.
Largest Populations: 877thSafest: 1,445thHighest Economic Output: 1,732nd
The Omnipotent Empire of
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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The Armed Squirrels

Population42.303 billion

CapitalThe Burrow
LeaderThe Mighty Acorn

Currencynut
Animalsquirrel

The Omnipotent Empire of The Armed Squirrels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Mighty Acorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.303 billion Armed Squirrelsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Burrow. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Armed Squirrelsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,162 trillion nuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,313 nuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Squirrels's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Armed Squirrels is ranked 4,837th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,288.70622856 days.

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Largest Populations: 877thSafest: 1,445thHighest Economic Output: 1,732ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,798thMost Stationary: 4,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,145thMost Developed: 5,743rdMost Influential: 5,911thSmartest Citizens: 6,301stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,368thRudest Citizens: 8,419thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,077thLowest Crime Rates: 9,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,485thLargest Governments: 10,515thBest Weather: 11,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,280thLargest Mining Sector: 14,788thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,524thMost Secular: 17,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,945thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,609thLargest Retail Industry: 21,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,713thHighest Food Quality: 25,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,669th
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Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 280th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 282nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 351st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 358th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionMost Secular: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 495th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 510th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 577th in the region

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