The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.616 billion Orelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 142 trillion ₳urins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,010 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and the endangered saltwater humpback golden eagle is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 44,997^th in the world and 98^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,108.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.