The Republic of Odiand is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.342 billion Odiandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newburg. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Odiandian economy, worth 290 trillion libroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 124,018 libroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Odiand's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Odiand is ranked 23,993^rd in the world and 251^st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.