The Republic of Nat Scatorccio is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, feral children, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.115 billion bisexuals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Environment, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nat Scatorccioan economy, worth 85.8 trillion straps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,964 straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nat Scatorccio's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antler Queen Omnism.

Nat Scatorccio is ranked 15,346^th in the world and 95^th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,994.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.