The Democratic Republic of Lirituania is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7 million Lirituanians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The very strong Lirituanian economy, worth 391 billion Pirls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,891 Pirls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,476 per year while the poor average 15,478, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lirituania's national animal is the Steel Head Ounce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lirituania is ranked 267,473^rd in the world and 196^th in Karma for Smartest Citizens, with 19.55 quips per hour.