The Empire of Junigo is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 922 million Junigoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couthon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Junigoan economy, worth 125 trillion Tsikoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 135,745 Tsikoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 871,533 per year while the poor average 8,599, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Junigo's national animal is the Reconstrictor boa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junigo is ranked 106,739^th in the world and 835^th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 60.34 on the Human Development Index.