The Free Land of Johnsville is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 172 million Johnsvilleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Johnsvillean economy, worth 9.40 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,642 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,997 per year while the poor average 7,430, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Johnsville, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, and Johnsvillean TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Johnsville's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Johnsville is ranked 22,028^th in the world and 29^th in Benigtopia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,277.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.