The Commonwealth of Herna Fage is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Danny Rhodes with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.627 billion Herna Fageans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antasas. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Herna Fagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion Hernan Rens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,778 Hernan Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Herna Fage's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Herna Fage is ranked 230,890^th in the world and 1,939^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.