The Constitutional Monarchy of Gryoine is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Felix Fawkes with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.125 billion Gryonese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grietnog Castle. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gryonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Gryonese Sends a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,504 Gryonese Sends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, foreign workers are flooding in as Gryonese Sends flood out, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Gryoine can't handle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gryoine's national animal is the Thoforn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gryoine is ranked 8,383^rd in the world and 474^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 121.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.