The Defender of My People of Greek People Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by St Michael with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 43.378 billion Arch Angels are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Arch Angels. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Greek People Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,287 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greek People Nation's national animal is the Huskies, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicstentist.

Greek People Nation is ranked 257,878^th in the world and 6,305^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -180.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.